The girl from Oklahoma: This was written at around 7 a.m.

It's Saturday morning. I can't sleep in when I drink too much the night before. So I am going to tell about a typical yet strange situation that happens to me. It is that when I open Facebook at this hour and I read people's posts about going out for their Friday night in America, I feel like I. am. the. future. Immediately I want to tell them, No, don't check in at Brewskies Bar. Take back that picture of your fancy cocktail. Don't tag your friends. Stop with the exclamation marks about it being Friday night. Stop stop stop. I am feeling your bad decisions you are making right now. I am regret. I am future.

It could be the obvious fog I am in right now, but I think I am getting tripped out by time difference. Is this happening? It's just so damn bizarre that the sun is rising in one place and people are sleeping in another. The world is spinning? My mind is spinnin! Such mind has never super apt at grasping sciency things. Or mathy things. Or square dancy things. To be completely honest, if I had been around when they were claiming the world wasn't flat, I would have totally laughed in their face. You idiot look at the ocean! The horizon is that line there and once you reach it you will fall off!

I think Future Camille needs some more sleep. I am sharing way too much. Everyone is going to figure out that I really have no idea how the world works. The moon pulls the waves??? There is a fireball in the center of the earth?? Where do you people get these sensational ideas!? That's why you guys are my friends. I like all your crazy thoughts. I like you weirdos.

My topics should be a little more pre-meditated. I just realized I blogged about looking at Facebook with a side of Science skepticism. I am 100% sure I will look back on this and be like Que coño estaba pensando!" (What the fuck was I thinking? Actually "coño" is vagina. So that's "what the vagina was I thinking". Spanish is way more creative with cuss words).

To make the blog better I will add a couple pictures from Dia de la Paz. Peace day. At ma' school.