I use the word "anyway" alot. Its the nice hypotenuse that connects my thoughts.

Hello Furrends.

I am in a particularily ridiculously mood today so inevitably it is blog-writing day. The timing is exquisite!

I doubt my blog will come alive. And that folks is the saddest news of 2011.


Anyway I write blog today but I have no particular topic. You never have a topic. Quiet, you naysayers!

Has anyone noticed that I discovered the strikethrough button??? I love it! No, really I LOVE it! Its like the paranthesis' hipster cousin that we didn't know existed. It does so much. Should I type this thought? Yes! Write it and strikethrough! Any comment that might push the line can still be said and the saving glory of the strikethrough will right all wrongs. Its the morning after pill for words.

Now where do we go...... I am skeptical that my thoughts on cool punctuation tricks will make for a good blog entry. Ah, I know. I will tell you about my New Years Resolutions.

Actually, fuck new years resolutions. I'm tired of making false promises to myself. I will always love cooking and food and so I am just going to accept my round little Camilly-roo self. (Dear god, please do not like strapless belly shirts come back in style. I'm your favorite remember!) Anyway, instead of NYR's, I prefer to just keep adding outlandish things to my Bucket List.*

 Here are some of the things:

1. Have a bilingual dog. I AM GETTING A DOG. Remember? And if I have to learn spanish, then damn it, my dog will too. I can't wait for my dog to make sassy comments to Jess in another language.
2. Go hangliding. Wind, sunshine, flying. Yes por favor.
3. Have more than 10 twitter followers. http://twitter.com/#!/coco_therese. No, this isn't publicity pump!
4. Jump on a moving train. I'm still jealous of Ginger for doing this before me. (PS for you Europeans, trains in america don't carry people. They carry coal and animals and I don't know what else because I'm not very educated on the transportation of goods biznass). Imagine something more like this:

5. Successfully say the word "vegetarian" in Spanish without fumbling. It is vegetariano. Currently I say things in Spanish like "She is a person who doesn't eat meat." Or "Can we go to that restaraunt that has food without meat?" People are starting to catch on...
6. Swim from Terapin Creek to Sixshooter. This doesn't seem that ludicrous. I bet I could do it in June. Are you with me Patrick?
7. Make a music video. Actually just make more videos. "Babies inspired by babies" didn't get the credit it deserved. Integrated marketing again? No, pshh never.

That's all I can think of right now. And my spin class is about to start. Bad ass legs and a little round belly! Mierda.


*I do have one. Written on a peice of scratch paper I think. Somewhere in Elizabeth and Jason's house. We wrote it when we were in one of those moods like "Oh my god time is flying and we've done nothing cool with our lives!!! Lets write things down!!" (yea....smartisimas). I need to rescue it and see if anything can be crossed off. Yoga at the top of an uninhabitated island. Check. However I will never be as cool as this girl. Yep, that's Olivia Marie. If you didn't open that link, don't be lazy. Do it now. I would say I want to be able to do the splitz, but that will never happen. My mom and Olivia will always hold the trump cards to Elizabeth and I.