My apologies, but this is not about Spain.

Obviously I would have liked to post about Spain but this is just too funny to not write about first. I was about to create a post about my arrival (which I will next) and I clicked on the "title" bar. A random list of previous questions came up that someone on this computer had asked google. Here is the list:

How much is a springer spaniel?
Is a springer spaniel bigger than a cocker spaniel? a bread box?
how much is rent in spain
spain cost of living
Do cannibals eat each other?
Was jonestown something bad

I'm so impressed with myself right now. I think my favorite is definately the one about Jonestown. Its like a child heard adults reference it in conversation and then asked wise old man google for enlightenment. The absence of the question mark really adds something. (absence, adds something... paradox? Check.)